Me this morning: *nervous about getting a camera shoved down my throat to see if I have heart problems*
My brain: Monkey King would be proud of you
Me: *shedding a single tear* you're right
By the way I'm fine, they put me under anesthetic and I don't even remember starting to feel sleepy. I do remember the throat numbing spray they had to give me though, that tasted like a concoction of hairspray, bug repellent, and dissolved pills. Also I couldn't eat or drink anything 12 hours beforehand, and I had to wait an hour before eating after the procedure, so from midnight until like 3 in the afternoon, I couldn't eat anything. Wild times, but now I can say I've had a camera shoved down my throat and I don't even remember it