I actually would stare down anyone with the look of Death himself if they interrupted my time fangirling over my OTPs. Or talking crap.. Or shipping one of the two in a pair with another one...
(Like Septiplier✔ and Jelix❌)
Saying something depressing about yourself and waiting for an uplifting response, but all you get is 'same', so you just look across the room knowing that everything is shit