~ Hey, I'm ObvioulsySarcastic (a.k.a Jordan)! Thanks for clicking on my page. :) ~

I've been writing for a little over a year now, and I absolutely love it. I love reading and listening to music too, which is where I get most of my inspiration. 

Here are a few facts about me:

- I adore Pop music, with Alternative, Dance, and Dubstep close 2nd's.

- My favorite authors are Rick Riordan, Suzanne Collins, and Michael Carroll. 

- I incorporate a lot of style techniques from the above authors into my writing from time to time.

- Internet is my life. If people try to take it away from me, there's going to be some serious problems.

- I'm not always sarcastic, but when I am, you'll know it (I think).

- I'm a night owl. I'm usually up hours past when I'm told to go to sleep. 

- If it's not dark and cold, I'm not happy. I like being inside, under the covers, in a heavily air-conditioned room.

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Make sure to check out some of my works below, and if you like them, make sure to become a Fan so you can receive updates! Also, show your support by clicking the "Vote" button in any one of my stories. It's greatly appreciated. ^_^

If you have any questions, feel free to PM me or post a message down below.

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