S.S.L

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Thanks for the follow ^~^

Can i be your pal and explore with you????????? Pleaseee

I am so sorry, but are you wearing space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!

Can I tie your shoes? I can't have you falling for anyone else while I'm gone.
          [byeee]

I wish I was an ion so that I could form an exothermic bond with you.

Are you Google? Because you're everything I've been searching for.

Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.

I'll be your Uber; you can have as many free rides as you want.

Are your legs made out of Nutella? Because I'd spread them