"mum? Shit, MUM? MUM, THERES A PACKAGE. IM SCARED."

Hiya love.
The name's Scott. 
Thanks, I hate it.

Anyways.

Things you should know about me before I die:
I'm a dude
I'm bisexual
I draw (I think idk)
I do the fiddle
I also do the tin whistle
I ALSO do ukulele
I ALSO do guiTAR (jeez I do way too many things)
Long furby

"Put that back you salad pisser"

So I'm welsh/irish/scottish (I really dont care what you call me) but i live in Wales and uhhh I think that's it.

Hang on. You're still here?

STILL HERE?


Julius fucking Caesar. You need a hobby.

"Get your dog intestines off the floor"