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Once upon a time, there was a lil cold Lucifer, called Loki. All he wanted, was to be king. This enraged his father, who punished him severely.
Then he wanted to learn magic. This enraged his father, who punished him severely.
Then he made aliens destroy new York and kill multiple innocent and un-innocent hoomans. This enraged his father, who punished him severely.
Then he was trying to make toast with a dagger. This enraged his father, who punished him severely.
Then he found out he was a big cold Smurf man and screamed at his father. This enraged his father, who was an old ass man now, so he just kinda passed out.