OfficAveryCarpenter

Oh my God, I was at my dad's house with my sister, and my sister's stepmom drove me home just now, so I waltzed into my house with a toy gun I stole from my brother Lyle while I was with Dad and Mya and shouted, "Gimme all the money you've got on ya and nobody gets hurt!" And no one was there... I ran to my grandma's house expecting to find them and she said they all went to Walmart. I'm gonna be alone in the house for the next hour, who wants to come over? It's byob!! (Bring your own blankets) we're gonna watch Disney movies until our eyes bleed!!! *trying to be cool but in reality is an innocent marshmallow* -Admin aka Kira

OfficAveryCarpenter

Oh my God, I was at my dad's house with my sister, and my sister's stepmom drove me home just now, so I waltzed into my house with a toy gun I stole from my brother Lyle while I was with Dad and Mya and shouted, "Gimme all the money you've got on ya and nobody gets hurt!" And no one was there... I ran to my grandma's house expecting to find them and she said they all went to Walmart. I'm gonna be alone in the house for the next hour, who wants to come over? It's byob!! (Bring your own blankets) we're gonna watch Disney movies until our eyes bleed!!! *trying to be cool but in reality is an innocent marshmallow* -Admin aka Kira

OfficAveryCarpenter

Oh my God, if Sab knew what sort of things I do with her kids (like skydiving, robbing banks, ect.) She'd probably ban me from going near them. *laugh*

OfficAveryCarpenter

@OfficSabrinaAnnLynn 
            Honey, it was before that. I haven't done anything reckless in 5 months, I promise.
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OfficSabrinaAnnLynn

@officaverycarpenter
            YOU SKYDIVED?! WITH MY KIDS?! BUT YOU ARE PREGNANT!
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OfficAveryCarpenter

@OfficSabrinaCarpenter
            I'm kidding! About the banks! Everything else is true! *smiles*
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OfficAveryCarpenter

So... my sister got really mad at me that I used the same Fc as her and made me change it to Zoella... she claimed that using hers was being uncreative and that she knows I'm creative enough to come up with my own Fc, then suggested I change it to Zoella. This is why I hid this account from you Amy. -Admin aka Kira

OfficAveryCarpenter

When your niece says she's broke:
          Niece: I'm broke... :(
          Me: *hands her a ton of cash*
          Niece: How'd you do that?
          Me: I'm your Aunt Ave, I can do anything.

OfficAveryCarpenter

@Sabrina-Meyer
            *hands you a bundle of 100 dollar bills* Don't get caught doing anything illegal
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OfficSophieCarp

@OfficAveryCarpenter *smiles evily* Aunt Ave me gots no money
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