(Sort of U/C-ish)
"Oh! Hello-- S-Sorry for the mess, I wasn't expecting visitors..."

Rétrîévîñg Dåtå···

Ñåmé~ Flug Slys
Ågé~ [DATA EXPUNGED]
Séx~ Male
Héîght~ 5'8
Ŵéîght~ [DATA EXPUNGED]
Çåréér~ Inventor {Formerly pilot}
Émpløŷér~ Black Hat
Løçåtîøñ~ [DATA EXPUNGED]

"Greetings and salutations! My name is Flug; I... work for.. Black Hat. There isn't much else to know about me.
"Now... You'd best get going. Neither one of us wants to get caught here."

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Admin's name is Böse. Böse hates how he's just some other guy, no matter what he does. Böse wishes that somebody, anybody, recognized that he isn't just the man behind the screen. He's a human being.
It's unfortunate that nobody cares enough to read this far. Böse will remember you.