Wattpad's Official Cough Syrup

Man, I just saw you mentioned in a story, so I just had to see if it was true. And it was. And I'm slightly impressed.

Oh wow, I haven't checked this account in forever.

CAN SOMEONE MAKE A THEME FOR ME PLEASE-

*cough cough cough*

@hsblisss Just doing my job as wattpad's official cough syrup ✋✨

I love ur account omg. It's so funnyyyyyyyy! XDXDXD

As long as the smut has consent, I can make an exception.. ✨

YO. WHO HAS BEEN READING SMUT???

• • • So tell me, how does it feel to be the title of my favourite songs? 
          
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           n o w    p l a y i n g . . .  
          
          
          
                          [   c o u g h    s y r u p   ] 
                                 -   G I A N T S - 
                                     S p o t i f y 
          
          F r o m   p l a y l i s t  :  Reserved good 
                                                   vibes for midnight
          
                       ❤       <|<|      | |      |>|>         ⭕
          
          
          
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          Holy shit, I am fucking bored-

WHAT IS THIS