✝ God ✝

I just read a lesbian x reader smut I'm sorry god

Bro I'm ready to start a fight over who the real God is 

How u doin' god?

Hey, man. I just have a question. So, like, is it cool to be gay now, or are we still at hell status??
          
          And if we are still damned, can you add a bean bag or something to the underworld? I heard it's a little uncomfortable down there. Even some throw pillows would be appreciated.

Thanks for following me God and your book is lit

oh hey caryssa

HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND ME WTF STALKER (jk, you are senpai)

ily ohmygod your bio and your book Jesus 

Heyy