✝ God ✝

I just read a lesbian x reader smut I'm sorry god

Bro I'm ready to start a fight over who the real God is 

How u doin' god?

Hey, man. I just have a question. So, like, is it cool to be gay now, or are we still at hell status??
          
          And if we are still damned, can you add a bean bag or something to the underworld? I heard it's a little uncomfortable down there. Even some throw pillows would be appreciated.

Thanks for following me God and your book is lit

everything about your bio is me

Hi jesus I gave sinned pls forgive meh

HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND ME WTF STALKER (jk, you are senpai)

ily ohmygod your bio and your book Jesus 

Heyy