Bible Oppar

Holy Bible, 
          I think I, going to hell i dont have church prime

I am the 1,81th follower 

Do you know if there's an @OfficialHolyWater ? I know some people who need it

I think you know why I'm here... 

i’m here to confess my sins, holy bible.

I came here to confess my sins and pray in the holy name of Namjesus (◞‸◟ㆀ)

Holy Bible?
           Nah you mean ⟬hobiwater⟭ and  ⟭namjesus⟬. 

Hello bible. Please make me holy.

I think you know why I'm here...

I need help please