OfficialJesus-

Sup my fellow holy figure

@icklefreddiekins  NO! Ive done that and it ended horribly! Raise your standards honey!

@Jesus_chr1st lol Jesus make rosé mine please 

@Jesus_chr1st bitch you're here too??

Hello! I was wondering if you had any holy water left? If so plz I need 3 gallons! Thanks have a good rest of your day! 

Forgive me Jesus, for I have sinned.

Ask your dad if he'll go on a date with me
          
                                       - Satan

yo Jesus I'm gay

Dear jesus, i feel like im bringing bad luck to everyone, why?

please jesus, protect me.