TheofficialJesusChrist

I’ve read so many omegaverse fanfictions that I have no hope of being cleansed 

I eat baby’s

everyone on here is confessing AHAHAHAHA this is wattpad your sin was joining the site!

Lord I’m fucking retarded please save me 

bless me

Huh. A few years too late, bud. but, we can now say "I found Jesus!"

I NEED HOLY WATER PLS HELP...MY EYES HURT FROM READING TO MUCH LEMONS

Jesus I read a nice hefty chunk of smut may you please bless me and pour some acid into my eyes

Hello sir i have finished ready some smut mind giving me some bleach ✋

forgive me....i just read Squidward x Shrek smut....im terribly sorry