Hey there kiddo/adulto
Sans here.
TIBIA honest, I didn't expect anyBODY to find this account. Tried my best to hide it, which isn't much I guess.
Anyway, since you're here, I guess its no use trying anymore.
Which is honestly a relief.
For more context, I was trying to hide this from Papyrus, but since you found it, he probably will as well.
I should probably do an introduction, but I really don't want to.
So straight to the point, heh.
I've got a BONE to pick with you guys...

You seem to think that my career is being PUNNY but lets be honest here, I'm a total LAZYBONES and don't have a job, no point trying, I'm just too good for something that trivial.
I think so at least.

Uhhh, my hobbies include going to Grillby's
I have a pet rock, i guess...
A real ICEBREAKER that one was.
Anyway, if you're feeling BONELY feel free to stick around for more HUMERUS puns, unless you're feeling genocidal.
You must be bad to the BONE then. 
Aight' sorry, it's probably not the time for puns, nevertheless you're still in for a bad time.

Heh...
See ya later!


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Geeettttttt dunked on !!!