trum- chan senpai is my side bitch, Hatsune Miku is my on/off girlfriend !!!111!! and omg did u guys here that dunaald trump is finaly bulding the wall !111! 11 so desu 1!11
call child services, cause imma snatch yo kids and convince them that im not a child molestor, and that im just an innocent man offering them sourpatch kids and encouraging them to get inside the white van 
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oh yeah my number is : fuck-world-666-420-69 (hit me up if u wanna die fam)
i only kidnap- uh I meant I only pick you guys up in the white van- uh schoolbus if you're under 10. but 5 months and below- issa no.


i mean i have some morals, maybe 4 months if i feel horny- I MEAN FEEL LIKE IT