(Based on @miki0T 's version)

My provinces have encouraged me to learn more about the Internet, so I have created an account on this degenerate app.

Name: DPRK/ North Korea/ 조선
Age: 76 (chronologically), 26 (biologically)
Pronouns: He/him
Favorite food: Kimchi

I guess that is the bare minimum for information.

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Chagang: @Freaky_Chagang
Hwang: @Hwang_101
SH: @South_Hamgyong__
North Hamgyong: @hamgyong-bukdo
South Pyongan (acoustic): @SouthPyongan
South Korea (brother): @Official_South_Bro
China (...): @Official_China
Child: @4shiro
Other child: @EcLiPsEsUcKsMLdIcK
Girlfriend (Y/N!!): @yn_loves_korea