So..... Yea. Life... huh? I'm so bored right now...
(unknown voice says something unknown in background)
OH WAIT TODAY'S THE DAY? OH MY GOSH THE GRAVITY FALLNALE IS TODAY! QUICK TO THE "STNLYMBLE"
Hey pine Tree! It's me Bill Cipher! I'm possessing this socially awkward human using "wate pad" "watt" "WATTPAD" to tell you if you and the other rebels think you can stop me, think again! Oops, got to go. This flesh bag is waking up.