AwkwardPansexual

who wants me to write the book 2 of Smells like Roses?

Happy Valentine's day ❤❤❤

Hey, will you look at that? This pansexual kid has up to 10 followers. I luv y'all
          
          So, how is everyone? Who wanna be friends??
          
          Share this acc to all your queer friends, let's become a huge queer community. Lol

A very queer Christmas to you all. Lol

Happy holidays everyone!!!! 

Hmm... I think I may be enby

My brother: What do you call a group of gay lions?
          
          Me: *confused* I guess a pri - OH MY GOD! IT'S A PRIDE!!! 

Me: *nervously comes out to my friend* I'm pansexual
          
          Friend: what does that mean? *confused*
          
          Me: *takes time to explain*
          
          Friends: why all this fancy English to just say you're bisexual 
          
          Me: PANSEXUAL NOT BISEXUAL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!!! 
          
          Friend: Nah! I'm pretty sure you're bisexual
          
          Me: *gives up*

Big brother: *stares intently at me*
          Me: *confused* what's the problem
          Big brother: I've been watching you. You can't sit well in chairs.. You're gay
          
          Me: *closeted pansexual* oops!

What is it with straight people and walking so slow??????