Official_Windex

Need something to drink other than that healthy unclean water? Going on a date and you want to make a smoothie? Vegan? Just want to end it? No problem! I got the perfect all purpose smoothie for you!
          	
          	All you need is a cup and few household items.
          	
          	Ingredients:
          	A half cup of Clorox Bleach 
          	3 squirts of Windex Cleaner
          	A whole container of white unknown pills
          	5 drops of emo blood from their cuts
          	Another 5 drops of emo blood 
          	10 drops of tears
          	One big scoop of Memes (any is fine ;) )
          	And a drizzle of detergent
          	
          	Now stir it all together...and now you have your all purpose smoothie! 
          	Thank @Official_Windex ;)