My name is Hazen the Hedgehog, or Demon rather, although my horns may not be seen, that doesn't mean they're not there. Let's see this mortal community and see if it's as good as it sounds. Don't mind my background, it's simply for my account. 

I'm taken. Yes, taken. They say have no feelings, but I am part demon not fully. Yet. My what you people call "girlfriend" or how I say, beloved, is @TheHedgieAuthor, she's weird and crazy but that's what I love about her. You mistreat her then I'll slaughter you and use your skull as a vase.