OfficiallyJaiSimp

Uh oh. Ace Attorney phase.

OfficiallyJaiSimp

Thanks 4 voting for the idiot everyone xx
          Now we get to watch a country and it's people crumble in real time! I can't wait for my buddies to start dropping like flies!!!!!

OfficiallyJaiSimp

He probably did let's be real but he won a majority vote pretty quick... I mean there could be a blue shift but it's very unlikely
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sheangeljada

@OfficiallyJaiSimp Hold on, don't lose hope just yet. Rumor has it that Trump cheated and Biden has been asked to do a recount.
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OfficiallyJaiSimp

I'm normal again lads, don't worry about me getting hurt

StikProktor

Thank god—
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Trash61

@OfficiallyJaiSimp okay good :3 glad you're okay!
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amber62077

@OfficiallyJaiSimp (Yippeeee :p)
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OfficiallyJaiSimp

I know this is TMI but it turns out the guy who has been basically harassing my mom for half a year is actually someone in my swimming class and I think he figured out we are related. I have never been so deeply uncomfortable in my life. 
          
          (FYI he is not violent or anything just very persistent and doesn't take no for an answer)