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Me talking to my girlfriend: 
          
          "Hey I'm on BCP we can have sex now and not get pregnant" 
          
          "Boi you a fucking idiot?" 

Damn I haven't been on in forever but thanks to everyone who read my shit while I was gone :*

Pokemon is my life right now 

When your cousin that you haven't seen in ten years is coming over... Who's ready for an awkward family reunion?!