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LMFAOO, What The fuck is wrong with me? Why the fuck did I ever create this account? why the fuck did I write these stories??! :/

A few Weeks Ago, I was in English class and we had to finish off this sentence "I Took My ___ To ____ With A ____ And  ____"... 
          
          You wanna know what My Dirty Ass Minded Self Finished the sentence off with? 
          
          "I Took My Bitch To My Dick with a Little Bit of Lube and a Condom Too"... 
          
          Luckily we don't have to hand our Books In or I'd be In Deep Shit!

Omg sO y’all are all the same person