11 things you probably didn't want to know about OhPraiseJegus: 
>Sometimes, I like to cover my fingers in plasters for no reason.
>I'm a shitty British citizen - I don't even like tea... Or crumpets.
>Truth is I just like signing up for websites to feel like I'm contributing to the Internet.
>I'm in many Fandoms, like 72% of the good ones.
>Rule 1: don't expect anything good from me, my mother did that, it's been 16 years and I've yet to deliver anything worth while.
>I like to think I'm prepared for the apocalypse, but I know I wouldn't last three seconds because I don't live in America.
>I think I turned out pretty well... considering. (I'm constantly surrounded by Weabs)
>This is actually my second Wattpad profile, this is the secret one that my friends don't know about. Now I can post all the smutty 1D fanfic I wish.(That's a joke.)
>No joke, I know someone with a gang.(They kickbox together)
>I don't subscribe any religion, unless you count the 'I-hate-milkshake-and-most-yogurt-products' Club as a religion. I don't.
>I purposely choose the worst pictures I can find of myself as profile pictures so that my friends can't complain about their own pictures.