I am an advice columnist, self made and sustained. I'm only human so my advice isn't always the best. 

First and foremost, I am a writer.  I write to write. I already know I suck at it. My poetry is especially horrible, some of it even damn well depressing for no reason,  so I want honest opinions, but I like to write. 

If you like it, yay. If not, oh well. 

The jump code to my pride and joy, 'Ask Okami' is listed below.