Squid

Not trying to be mean or anything when people comment on my stories, but I always mumble 'who's commenting on my shit now?' Lmfaoo

If I was in the zombie apocalypse rn, I'd be that person who says hi then shoots your ass. Like leave me alone all I want is candy and your no baseball butt is not candy.
          
          Lmfao. 

I hate when Wattpad says I voted on a story, so I go check what I 'voted' on and see I didn't. Like wtf.

Apparently air likes to trip me when going to the kitchen.