Oh, wattpad giving me two-thousand words to describe myself, good job on that one, maybe another fifty and I'll be happy, see because the other day my friend asked to see if I could describe him in one word, and I did easily, 'wrong', but when I asked him to do it for me, he started chocking and couldn't speak, turns out there wasn't a word in the human dictionary to perfectly encompass my being, although - the doctor said he'd gotten a heat stroke but I know he's just saying that to boost his ego. And that's another thing, doctors have the biggest ego's like just because you save lives, mend bones and cure cancer doesn't give you any right to shit on other people like honestly, last week my friend Steve went to the local chiropractor and told me he was going to the doctors, but I told him that he was just being played by the system and that everybody has a role in society, giving yourself a certain name certainly won't make you look any better, like being called a duke, imagine that! Like us calling you pricks isn't enough, you receive titles and get knighted, like no hate to the Britons, its all one love here, unlike bears, I once heard that a mother bear ate almost all three of her cubs, if it wasn't saved by the zoo keepers, like imagine that, hella cray-cray and look at zoos, imagine being taken care of, fed and given a private suite with no bullshit society to give you stress and cancer, zoo keepers are literally animal slaves, only they don't know it...yet, man don't you hate the way everybody talking about a robot revolution and all, but we all forgetting the one thing that has been boiling and stewing away right under our noses. You guessed it, ripe guavas with whipped cream. Keep  in the sun and you'll known that global warming is just the media dumbing it down for us sheep, should be called global "the-world-is-****ing-melting-help-us", but in all honesty, who really cares about what i just said, amirite? Drop a follow maaaaaan