Old_Timey_Boyfriend

There are two kinds of public school teachers: The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do, and if you get up even a minute before the bell I will kill you. No middle ground. Back when I was in public school, my 9th grade math teacher was such a stickler for the bell that one day two minutes before the bell kids started picking up their backpacks and he acted like one of them was about to throw something out the window (we were on the ground floor, but still)

Old_Timey_Boyfriend

There are two kinds of public school teachers: The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do, and if you get up even a minute before the bell I will kill you. No middle ground. Back when I was in public school, my 9th grade math teacher was such a stickler for the bell that one day two minutes before the bell kids started picking up their backpacks and he acted like one of them was about to throw something out the window (we were on the ground floor, but still)

Old_Timey_Boyfriend

Tw politics, Elon Musk 
          
          I think at some point, Elon Musk is going to kill a man and then say that it's fine because he's autistic (saying as an autistic person, very angry about all the shitty behavior of his that's excused by people who don't know how autism works)

RUI_Thomas_Fan

There is nothing here...

Old_Timey_Boyfriend

@RUI_Thomas_Fan 
            
            Oh sweet, I'm the twin of the subatomic particles that make up our universe
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RUI_Thomas_Fan

Nevermind, there is something here and that something is anti-matter...
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Old_Timey_Boyfriend

@RUI_Thomas_Fan 
            
            Wow, getting mad at me for talking and then for not talking? Pick a lane, dude. You're the one yapping, you know.
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Old_Timey_Boyfriend

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I live in Cali, and I run into cybertrucks a lot. I swear they're so funny, seeing them next to regular cars just puts into perspective how fucking ugly those things are.

Ka1s3y_S1mp

@Old_Timey_Boyfriend I've seen a few of them and I don't live in California lol
            
            My mom thinks they're hideous, I think they're just silly (the stupid kind of silly).
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InspiredWriterStory

@Old_Timey_Boyfriend (To the tune of The Wellerman, this is an actual parody on youtube) There once was a truck with an ugly frame, it's angles sharp and it looked so lame. The people wondered who's to blame? The man who goes to mars. All hail the cyber truck, A brick on wheels it frankly sucks. They call it sleek but lets be real, it's the dumbest thing on wheels.
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Ninjagoweaselshera

@Old_Timey_Boyfriend There's a cybertruck I see consistently (we unfortunately have a jarring amount of them in our area) and their license plate is "BITCOIN1" and it makes me question the intelligence of our species.
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Old_Timey_Boyfriend

The insult "hippo" is incredibly inaccurate, as hippos are mostly muscle and aren't actually fat
          
          (Also that's a really gross insult that is often used in really gross ways by really gross men making fun of women for not being traditional housewives, because ah yes, misogyny and fatphobia)