Don't judge me for the litter that falls out; for I am just a humble trash can trying to roll my way through life

I love references and here are some quotes I like.

'Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a...(insert one of the following here: magician, singer, engineer, tap dancer, mechanic, bricklayer, lawyer and so on)

'It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one'

'This... is a pen. A PEN.'

'...why am I not dead? I should be dead, it would be better for everyone if I were dead.'

'But I'm not pretty.'
'No, you're not. And I would only go to your funeral if there was cake.'

'Just because you've the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all do.'

'She needs to sort out her priorities.'

'The cat whiskers come from within.' 

'You should never insult someone's OTP. If they kill you, it's your fault.'

'Existential Crisis' (this one really describes me)

I am:
Ravenclaw (Harry Freakin' Potter)
Dauntless/Erudite/Abnegation (The Factions that best suit me. I TOOK THE TEST)
Genetically engineered (Maximum Ride)
OKAY (Fault In Our Stars... yes... I cried. I'm not that heartless) 
Demigod (Um.. pretty obvious)
Tribute (Still really obvious...)
Thunderbird (Ilvermorny house)
Cancer (Zodiac sign. No, I am not dying of cancer. [I hope..]) 
Peculiar (Love that series.)
Narnian (Ahh... the classics..)
A southern-MF-democratic-republican 
Divergent (Yes... I took the test. No... I am not just saying that.) 
INTJ (Myers Briggs personality type)


A few of the Fandoms I participate in:
Harry Potter Fandom
Phandom 
Percy Jackson Fandom
Divergent Fandom
Maximum Ride Fandom
Hunger Games Fandom
Hamilton Fandom
OUAT Fandom
DC Comics Fandom 
And much, much, much more.