Just a little heads up -- English is not my native language, so I apologize in advance for any spelling, grammar or any other kind of mistakes you encounter.


I'm relatively new to Wattpad, but I like it so far.
I also love writing and I have written so many stories by now (only one published, but I plan to publish the rest of them as well).
I have created a bad habit of not updating regularly so just a little heads up to those of you who decide to read my stories (and like them).
I also have a bad habit of writing about things I don't know (I do a little research, but mostly it's just my imagination)

And now something that always makes me laugh

 On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.(Well, gee but my hair only stays straight when I give myself 3rd degree burns...damn it!)


On a bag of Frito's!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Well, shit. I might as well just eat them in the store, then. Save some time.)


On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (Oh, darn. I was hoping to use it as a substitution for ketchup)


On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." ( But, it tastes better when it's frozen...)


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (Whoopsie. Oh,well...)


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (Really? I mean, I can put something in the microwave or oven and it'll get hot? That's...cosmic.)


On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (That's what she said.)


On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: let digest Step 4: Find the nearest bathroom and...)


On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(Wow. Just...wow.)


On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."(Damn, there's some freaky people in Sweden...I'll have to live there)