I decided to vote for this year's sanrio character ranking, just to make 6 year old self happy. I was going to choose Hello Kitty since she was my favourite since I was a child but I was like, "You know what? What other characters are there? I don't know these ones. Maybe I'll vote for someone else."
I look through the other characters and find a cute like white and brown kitten called, and I'm not being funny nor lying, marshmallowmitainafuwafuwanyanko.
MARSHMALLOWMITAINAFUWAFUWANYAKO!!!!!
WHAT TYPE OF NAME IS THIS?!?!?
WHAT DRUGS WERE THESE PEOPLE ON TO NAME A KITTEN MARSHMALLOWMITAINAFUWAFUWANYAKO?!?!?!
and yes, I did vote for him. He's a cutie pie ❤️ But I'm calling him 'Marshmallow', not whatever the f×ck sanrio named him. His name is literally bigger than himself, dude