Katy and Oliver~!

O- So you can't just walk up to someone and kill them because they took the last tea bag and not get in trouble?
          K- Yes......unless you don't tell or show and stay away from the police....
          O- Ok.......
          O-Ok......
          K- OLLIE THE FUCK DID YOU DO??!?!?!
          O- I DID BLOODY NOTHING!
          K- RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

K- So....
          O- mhm....
          O- THE WORD BUCK SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM OUT DICTIONARY!!!!
          K- *sIgH*
          O- YOU DON"T JUST WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND GO 'HEY IS THIS 10 BUCKS?!' IF SOMEONE DID THAT TO ME I WOULD POINT THEM TO THE DOOR! THE WORD BUCK IN EXCHANGE FOR THE WORD DOLLAR SHOULD BE FREAKING BANNED!! IT'S 'HEY! IS THIS 10 DOLLARS?' NOT 'HEY! IS THIS 10 BUCKS?!' THIS.IS.NOT.ACCEPTABLE.
          K- Hey, we all have our opinions...yours are just questionable

O- Why'd you change it to 'Katy and Oliver~!'?
          K- BECAUSE I CAN BITCH!
          O- Ok forget I asked....

K- U want dat BOOTY U HOE!!!!!!!!!
          O- I am not a.....hoe....
          K- AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
          O- Shut up....-_-

O- Ugh..my cheeks and throat hurt...so does my hips....and i'm so freaking tired...
          K-......
          K-......
          K- You....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
          O- I WAS BLOWING BALLOONS AT A KID'S PARTY AND AN OVER EXCITED KID KNOCKED ME OVER AND MY SIDES FELL ON A BUNCH OF LEGOS! JEEZ! PERVERT!
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          O- Oh god...

K-SO I CRY SOMETIMES WHEN I'M LYING IN BED JUST TO GET IT , WHATS IN MY HEAN AND I-I-I AM FEELING ....A LITTLE PECULIAR....
          O- And so I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I, scream at the top of my lungs, WHATS GOING ON?!
          O&K- AND I SAY HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEY! HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEY! I SAID HEY! WHATS GOING ON?!
          O&K- AND I SAY HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEY! HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEY! I SAID HEY! WHATS GOING ON?!
          O- And he tries...
          K- OH MY GOD! DO I TRY!
          K- I TRY ALL THE TIME IN THIS INSTITUTION!
          O- And he prays!
          K- OH MY GOD DO I PRAY!
          K- I PRAY ALL SANCTITY 
          O- Myeeh!
          K-FOR A REVOLUTION!
          O&K- AND I SAY HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEY! HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEY! I SAID HEY WHATS GOING ON!
          K- AND I SAY-
          O- Don't cry out loud! Just keep inside....and learn how to hide, your feelings....
          O&K-HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEY! HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEY! I SAID HEY! WHATS GOING ON?!

K- FRUK
          O-USUK
          K-FRUK
          O-USUK
          K-FRUK
          O-USUK!
          K-FRUK!!
          O-USUK!!!
          K-FRUK!!!!
          O-GERTALIA!!!
          K- Yeah...

K-NO!
          O-YES!
          K- BUt Its SOOOO YUMMY~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!
          O- YOU GOTTA SLOW DOWN!!!!!!!
          K- AND ITS SO SWEET~~~~~~~!
          O- WHA-SAVE SOME FOR ME!
          K- THIS IS MY LICORICE!!!!

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          O-..........
          K-............
          O-............
          O-I WIN! I GOT TO 12 FIRST!!!
          K- ;~;

K-Tell me how to say NO to this~!
          K- LOrD TeLL ME HOW TO SAY NO TO THIS~!
          O- Call me big brother and you get the licorice~!
          K- TeLl Me HOw To SaY No tO ThiS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! PleAsE BiG BROthER!!!!
          O- Ok! 
          K- I GoT LICoRIcE~!