You know how things expand when they get hotter? Apparently I am too hot for my height. Or you can call me fat. Anything works. 
A lot of people don't expect someone who enjoys the music of Bob Marley, Wiz Khalifa and Snoop Dogg to be able to write the way I do. I have been told, on countless occasions, that I talk 'white' because my english does not live and bathe in the gutter.So, to put to rest any doubts, I'm a black girl with a penchant for talking white ok?