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This is Ⓑⓞⓑ, he says hello.
Put him everywhere so he can see the stars again.

 Favorite hobbies: Reading, and eating lots and lots of ice cream..mm mint chocolate chip..

Random amazing quote "I'm not crazy my reality is just better than yours"
-Unknown person

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

What are you, the 95% of people who would be screaming at 1D to not jump, the 4 percent telling your friends to grab chairs and pop corn, or the 1% who would be pushing them off.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.