Some of my rules:
1. Never trust anybody.
2. I refuse to write about Twilight. No exceptions.
3. Will there be cringe? CringeCulture is dead, so no.
4. I update slowly. Maybe exceptions?
5. I lose one brain cell per FanFic read. Only one exception, and it's my favorite Fic.
6. Maybe we should just not exist.
7. You WILL ship Ash and Goh. No exceptions. (Joking ;))
8. Do not ship me and my friends. Thanks~!
9. If I write it, I deem it canon.
10. My cat is fat. No exceptions.
11. Plain T-shirts are the best here.
12. Gladiolus flowers are always evil. No exceptions.
13. Original stories suck. Always exceptions.
14. (Add more as they come)

FAVORITES! What is my favorite...
Book series? Mark of the Thief.
Song? 'Somebody to you' by Banner
Video game? Ori and the Will of the Wisps. Or Rain World. Or Slime Rancher.
Things to do in your spare time? Contemplate life.
Things to do on the internet? Piss people off. (Joking ;))
Animation meme? Opinions Meme.
Youtuber? DangerouslyFunny. Love his soft voice as he proceeds to kill everyone over the age of 40.
Type of guy? Bitch, I have no clue.
Type of friend? Bitch, I have no clue.
Holiday? Chinese New year. (There's a Steam sale.)
Candy? Ummm... Skitt- M&M's.
Food? Dunno
Fanfiction? Creature of the Tide by Plain Ol' Spectator.
Weather? Whenever it's warm and humid outside, with gray clouds completely covering the sky. No sign of rain, though. There's no wind. Everything is still, and warm. :3
Guy in fiction? Ranboo..?
Gal in fiction? Do other ppl's OC's count? If so, Jade from Creature of the Tide. If not, then... Tubbo.
Anime? Aggretsuko
Shipping? Umm... Emapcer. I like other fandoms, but I can't think of anything rn ;-;
Movie? Umm... Nightmare Before Christmas?
Quote? "If you want to be a hero, Tommy... Then die like one!" -Technoblade, DSMP