** Yo there! I've moved. Follow instead at @Homeostatic for eventual new works **

Call me Homeo. 18 years old. Aspiring career novelist. Howdy.

Back on something of a hiatus. The stories aren't working for me right now.

I'm  99.9% self-taught in writing. Cheers, lazy English teachers.

If you spot typos or weird grammar errors in any of my stories, don't hesitate to tell me!

Completed -

- They All Die at the End (2012)
- The Dyke Project (2014)
- Mannequin Eyes (2014) **This is, in my opinion, the best story currently available from me.

My goal will be  to post at least one full-length story per year. I'm headed off to college next year, though, so we'll just have to see how realistic that goal is. I promise I will try my best.

Please don't judge me by my abilities in 2012.


Is there an old story of mine you'd like to revisit? Does it not seem to exist any longer? Do not fear; I moved several of my stories to @StaticTrash - you can read them there.