Once-Ler1111
More biggering! >:^
Once-Ler1111
Once-Ler1111
At first I didn't realize
I needed all this stuff
I had a little cottage
And that cottage was enough
A place where I could sit and knit
A place where I could sell my Thneeds
But now I've had a little time
To re-assess my needs
And I need a bigger office
I need a bigger chair
A bigger desk, a bigger staff
A bigger hat to wear
Because I'm biggering
I'm figuring I'm biggering
And biggering is triggering
More biggering
Hey, listen up, meathead
I'm going to say this once, and I'm not gonna repeat it
Greed ya see, it's like a little pet, alright?
And the more and more and more that you go and feed it
The more hungry it'll get
But you know, you really can't blame greed
No, that's stupid
You see, it's gotta worm inside
Oh yeah, that's right
It's one that always needs to feed
And it is never satisfied
You get it?
But the more you try to find it
The more it likes to hide
Now listen that is nasty little worm
And I like to call it pride
See, now that's why you're biggering
Listen here, idiot
I'm figuring on biggering
But that biggering's just triggering more biggering
Got that? Alright
There is a principle of nature
That most every creature knows
It's called survival of the fittest
And this is how it goes
The animal that wins has got to
Claw and kick and punch
The animal that doesn't
Winds up someone else's lunch
A company's an animal
That's trying to survive (survive)
It's struggling, and fighting
Just to keep itself alive
I must keep biggering
I'm figuring I'm biggering
Though biggering is triggering more biggering
I won't stop
Biggering
I'm figuring I'm biggering
And biggering is triggering more biggering
And the customers are buying
And the money multiplying
And the pr people lying
And the lawyers are denying
Who cares if some things are dying?
I don't wanna hear your crying
This is all so gratifying
Once-Ler1111
Да, всемнужка всем нужна
Всего в мире нужней она
- Вали отсюда со своей всемнужкой!
- Куда ты влез, иди отсюда!
Всемнужка - класс!
Всемнужка - тренд!
Нам всемнужка всем нужна
Всего в мире нужней она
Всемнужка - класс!
Всемнужка - тренд!
Не упусти момент!
Это фирменный наряд!
Это и для циркача канат!
Для ловли бабочек сачок!
И чем качается качок!
Нам всемнужка всем нужна
Всего в мире нужней она
Нам всемнужка всем нужна
Всемнужка, только она, только она
Once-Ler1111
Everybody needs a Thneed
A fine thing that all people-
You know what we need? For you to stop!
Yeah you suck!
Yeah
Everybody needs a Thneed
A fine thing that all people need
The Thneed is good, the Thneed is great
Let's hope we're not too late
It's a super trendy hat
It's a tightrope for an acrobat
A net for catching butterflies
Daily use for exercise
Everybody needs a Thneed
(a Thneed)
A fine thing that all people need
(we need)
Everybody needs a Thneed
(ahhhhhh ahhhhh)
We all agree
(ahhhhh ahhhhhh)
We need the Thneed
(ahhhhhhh ahhhhhh)
We need the Thneed
Once-Ler1111
Everybody needs a Thneed
A fine thing that all people need
The Thneed is good
The Thneed is great
And it’s just $ 3.98
Everybody needs a Thneed
It’s revolutionary guaranteed!
The Thneed is new
The Thneed is nice
And did you see that price?
Since the glorious dawn of man
There’s never been a thing to do what this thing can
So listen carefully To all the wondrous things a Thneed can be
It’s a sock, it’s a suit
Boxing glove, parachute
A butterfly net, reusable diaper
An exercise belt, a runny nose wiper
A slingshot, a muzzle, a jump rope, a hat
A colorful sweater you put on your cat
Nothing else in this world can do that
Old or young, tall or short, thin or fat
Republican, independent, libertarian or democrat
Once-Ler1111
It's so interesting, what do you think?
I'm better than you, Lorax ._.
Once-Ler1111
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just following my destiny
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?
Well there's a principle of nature (Principle of nature)
That almost every creature knows
Called survival of the fittest (Survival of the fittest)
And check it this is how it goes
The animal that eats gotta scratch
And fight and claw and bite and punch
And the animal that doesn't
Well the animal that doesn't
Winds up someone else's lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch
(Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch)
I'm just sayin'
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just following my destiny
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?
There's a principle in business (Principle in business)
That everybody knows is sound
It says the people with the money (People with the money)
Make this ever-loving world go 'round
So I'm biggering my company
I'm biggering my factory
I'm biggering my corporate sign
Everybody out there, take care of yours
And me? I'll take care of
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine (Shake that bottom line)
Let me hear you say Smogulous smoke (Smogulous smoke)
Schloppity schlop (Schloppity schlop)
Complain all you want, it's never ever, ever, ever gonna stop
Once-Ler1111
@Once-Ler1111 Come on how bad can I possibly be? How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just building an economy How ba-a-a-ad can I be? Just look at me pettin' this puppy How ba-a-a-ad can I be? A portion of proceeds goes to charity How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? Let's see (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) All the customers are buying (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And the money's multiplying (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And the PR people are lying (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And the lawyers are denying (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) Who cares if a few trees are dying? (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) This is all so gratifying How bad... How bad can this possibly be?
Once-Ler1111
Ну ра-а-зве-е я плохой?
Просто все идет само собой.
Ну ра-а-зве-е я плохой?
Глупо спорить со своей судьбой.
Ну ра-а-зве-е я плохой?
Просто все идет само собой.
Ну ра-а-зве-е я плохой?
Ну разве я такой уж плохой?
Поймите, есть закон природы (есть закон природы)
Всему живому он знаком.
Что сильнейший выживает (сильнейший выживает)
Давно проверенный закон.
И побеждает тот, кто пускает в ход
Зубы, когти или яд.
А того, кто слишком нежен, неподвижен, безмятежен,
Того, не спросив:
"Как дела-ла-ла?" - съедят (сэндвич, суп, салат)
Ну вот я и говорю!
Ну ра-а-зве-е я плохой?
Просто все идет само собой.
Ну ра-а-зве-е я плохой?
Глупо спорить со своей судьбой.
Ну ра-а-зве-е я плохой?
Просто все идет само собой.
Ну ра-а-зве-е я плохой?
Ну разве я такой уж плохой?
Есть и в бизнесе законы (в бизнесе законы)
Один из них затерт до дыр.
Что у кого большие деньги (у кого большие деньги),
Тот вертеться заставляет мир.
Я и укрупняю капиталы,
Что и так уже не мало.
И заводы возвожу стеной (больше, больше, больше, больше)
Эй, вы там всей гурьбой,
Займитесь собой.
А я буду занят мной, мной, мной, мной, мной.
А ну тряхнем стариной!
А ну-ка все вместе!
- Смогедим смок (смогедим смок)
- Шлепо пошлеп (Шлепо пошлеп)
Пусть жалуется кто-то,
Но никто и никогда не скажет стоп (стоп).
Да! Ну разве я такой уж плохой?
Ну ра-а-зве-е я плохой?
Я занимаюсь экономикой.
Ну ра-а-зве-е я плохой?
А вот я щеночка погладил рукой.
Ну ра-а-зве-е я плохой?
На благотворительность процент, другой
Ну ра-а-зве-е я плохой?
Ну разве я такой уж плохой?
Все со мной!
Покупатель покупает.
Капитал все прибывает.
И пиар очки втирает.
И адвокат все отрицает.
Деревья гибнут? Кто считает?
А в целом очень впечатляет.
Плохой!
Ну разве я такой уж плохой? )))))
Once-Ler1111
So let's see!
Once-Ler1111
Bad? I'm not bad I'm the good guy here. He just doesn't get it. Do you think I'm bad? Thank you!
HOW BA-A-A-AD CAN I BE?
I'M JUST DOING WHAT COMES NATURALLY
HOW BA-A-A-AD CAN I BE?
I'M JUST FOLLOWING MY DESTINY
HOW BAD CAN I POSSIBLY BE?