We love One Direction and 5SOS! I'm so far up Calum's Ass that when he opens his mouth to sing at his next concert you'll just see me waving in the back of his throat. ~Cat

Some people say "I'll die with a book in my hands." But I say, "I'll (hopefully) die with Harry's penis in my hands." All we can do is pray. ~Cat

Hey it's me, yeah so sorry bout Cat, my name is Water Lily, her's is cat. I love to game and read. I'll die with a book in my hands, or die writing a book, or maybe with a xbox controller in my hands either way works for me. Cat is very inappropriate. I on the other hand may crack a joke that is so dumb it'll make you laugh. ~WL

I have a dirty mind and my friend doesn't, so if it's me, I'll be throwing dirty jokes here and there and everywhere. ~Cat

My fave joke:
What fruit has Amnesia?

A pineapple...
Cause it's not "pine" at all.

Haha. Funny Cat. *Sarcastic clap* ~WL
Lots of love and luck to all who follow us.
~Cat <3
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New to Wattpad, we'll have a story up soon, and you should totes check it out. Yes, we will be under pen  names. Mine is Cat, and my lovely assistant's is Water Lily, but you can call her Lily. We bo...
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