It's okay ;)
P.S Check this out, I found it on the internet and I changed it a bit
English teacher: Never kill off your main character, it shows poor writing skills.
Shakespeare: Excuse you
John Green: Excuse you
The BBC: Excuse you
Fox: LET'S KILL THEM TWICE
CW: LET'S KILL THEM A HUNDRED TIMES
BBC: Did someone say multiple deaths?
Rick Roidon: *sits in a dark corner and laughs evilly*