Marty McWafflehouse

My finger hurt from all of the sunflower seeds I've been putting in my TV screen.

My sandwich hands cannot properly hold plates and I just spilled boiling hot spaghetti all over my small sandwich body.

Movie marathon tonight!  Hope you guys like Josie and the Pussycats.

My internet is being super slow.  Can someone hack into the Roger's HQ and send them pictures of roast beef for me?  That would be great, thanks.

Who's up for some home made trail mix?  Any takers?

My fellow sandwiches, I say we rise, RISE against those other sandwiches that wish to rule us, those who try take over OUR LAND!  This is the time to be strong as a culture, the culture of sandwiches!