Mama Moth

I haven’t been here in three years and I just had to purge this place otherwise I would’ve imploded from cringe 

Omg another moth :O

dude wtf i just had the rudest dream ever like the whole dream was just “hey you wanna hear a joke” and i was like “sure” and then it just said “your face” im crying i-

Just posted a new ‘story’ most of you fuckers won’t find it amusing at all ;)

Guys guys, if you wanna wash away blood, semen, murder blood, period blood. Use cold water. Hot water just makes it stickier and harder to wash off.

Just a lil teaser for a book ima rating right here;
          
          The flames died down and you glared at the sleek-black mech. You were venting heavily and snarling at the large mech.
          He scowled again and got up, servo shifting into a large, sharp blade as he charged at you again.
          Instead of taking the defensive again you screeched and charged at him, head down as you aim your large horns at him.
          He swerved around your large frame but you manage to snag at his arm, ripping off his arm guard as energon splatters over his and yours face-plates.

“Oh, yeah. I’m definitely either on the fifths or fourth episode! Lemme just- oh shoot, Twenty-nine? Twenty-nine...... TWENTY NINE!? Oh well uh, okay uh okay okayyy, uh... yeahhh....”

So turns out someone from my old school that happens to be a few blocks away got covid-19 
          
          And like-
          I’ve never been more happy that I’m in online school before(joined pre-covid too)

Male operatives with tight pants really got me feeling some way-

If you’re ever lost in the outside somewhere. Just remember that teeth have 36 calories in them.
          
          C r o n c h