I just want to tell you if you follow, Russia's already following you. You're not safe. I don't have much to say... I HAVE ADHD. OH! How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to... Um... Well, I forgot the punch line... DON'T MAKE RUSSIA GO KOL ON YOU!
(*insert facts about myself here*)
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BREAK THE ICE!!! A polar bear weighs enough to break the ice! There we go!
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Want some magic?
☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
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THEY SEE ME ROMAN.
THEY HATIN'!
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Guys, stop riding whorses... >_<
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Stop crying... *shush pats*
( T_T)＼(^-^ )
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"SLEEP IS OVERRATED."
-Creepypasta readers
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I'm Russia. I know all about snow! Well, see ya around... *jumps from plane*
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Person: "Knock knock!"

Me: "There's no forking door!"

Person: "It's a joke..."

Me: "WELL ITS NOT FUNNY."
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Me: "Harry, you're a wizard... OH SHEET I SAID TOO MUCH!"

Harry Styles: "Holy. Crap."
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So... Come here often?

WAIT DON'T RUN! LET ME LOVE YOU!!!!
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Don't be r00d...
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I WILL FORKING KILL YOU MADAFAKA!
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So I went on Twitter on Halloween...
I got lots of tweets. :3
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Hakuna Some Vodka. It means get wasted.
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Russia: "Kolkolkolkolkol..."

Me: "LOL BYE!" *runs away*
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ZOMG A BUNNY!
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STOP.
PAJAMA TIME!
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Switzerland: "IT'S SWISSMAS, BEOTCHES!"

Me: "Actually it's the middle of summer..."

America: "You didn't wish me happy birthday on July 4th!"

Me: "Well it's illegal to own fireworks in my state... I would've thrown some bang snaps or something but..."

Russia: "See? It's better in Siberia!"

Me: "No, everything is oversized there. The tigers are huge, the dogs are huge... Just no."

Russia: "Kolkolkolkolkol..."

Me: "HAIL NAH! PEACE OUT HOMIES!" *jumps out a window*
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TECHNO WAFFLE FRISBEE!
*turns on techno music and throws waffles at people*
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One day I'm gonna give some Swedish Fish to Sweden and see his reaction. One day...
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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents...
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*insert another clever pun here*