"He went. Bang, bang. Grabbed his dick, disappeared into the dark."
         ~ Kevin Hart

"I don't wanna die tomorrow knowing I could have had a piece of cake tonight!"
         ~ Gabriel Iglesias 

"Jjang jjang man boong boong"
          ~ Min Suga Genius

"My grandma likes me chubby so I keep eating"
          ~ Kim Taehyung

"R-a-p monster. Not D-a-n-c-e monster"
          ~ RM

"Win. Lose. It doesn't matter because at the end of the day I still have this face so who's the real winner here?"
          ~ Kim Seokjin

"I hate snakeu"
          ~ Your Angel

"English is not a barrier when you are as cute as me!"
          ~ Park Jimin

"International playboy"
          ~ Scale is Jungkook

I'm a diamond and y'all some rocks. Leave me peasants

Kidding don't leave I'm lonely😂