I hate cliche stories, yet, I read them a lot, just to make sarcastic or sassy comments.

God, please forgive me for my sins.

Oh, I have nun.

That just ruined my reputation. Thanks, GOD.

Oh wait, I don't believe in you anyway.

I just had the stupidest conversation with myself. On the internet. Where people can see.

But.... I have a choice not to post this.

And what am I gonna do?

Fücking post this.
 #rebelingagainstmyself

*facepalms*