*turns around in one of them spinning chairs with fingers tapping against each other in a evil way*
So you want to know about my life , huh?
(No reply)
I'll take it as a yes since I'm the lolipopsgirl , I sell lolipops as a living  and oboviously I'm the lolipops flavour taster. And no , people of the male gender, that is not an invitation to let me taste the falvour of your lolipops . If you get what I mean *whispers to self *I don't think anyone was thinking that way except for you, you idiot. 
*looks up and smiles as  she tries to do a disapperaring act but ends crawling away *