Maddie

aRe YoU a LoAn? CuZ yOu SuRe HaVe My InTeReSt! (just because im dying doesn’t mean you get to escape the wrath of my pickup lines :)

aRe YoU a CaMeRa? BeCaUsE i LoOk At YoU aNd SmIlE!

DiD yOu InVeNt ThE aIrPlAnE? cUz YoU sEeM jUsT wRiGhT!

DiD iT hUrT wHeN yOu FeLl FrOm HeAvEn? CuZ yOuRe LoOkInG hElLa UgLy!

aNyOnE wHo SaYs DiSnEyLaNd Is ThE hApPiEsT pLaCe On EaRtH cLeArLy HaSnT sToOd NeXt To YoU!

yOu MuSt Be TiReD fRoM rUnNiNg ThRoUgH mY mInD aLl DaY!

gOoD tHiNg I hAvE mY lIbRaRy CaRd! CuZ iM tOtAlLy ChEcKiNg YoU oUt!

mAdDiE, iF yOu WeRe WoRdS oN a PaGe, YoUd Be SoMe FiNe PrInT!

hAvE YoU bEeN aRrEsTeD? bEcAuSe ItS iLlEgAl To Be ThAt CuTe!

ArE yOu A pArKiNg TiCkEt? CuZ yOuVe GoT fInE wRiTtEn AlL oVeR yOu!