If the world is a soup, then I am a fork. 

Don't tell anyone but....I came from a stork...shhh!!

Warrant and Red Notice for people who eat mayo on pizza. I'm watching you.


No story too crazy, and no mind too small (insert Paw Patrol Theme here.)

Delulu is my middle name, driving people to insanity is my game 😈

No such thing as strangers, only friends you haven't met yet 🩷🩷