Name: Opal or Rainy

Age: Too Old for This Shit

Sexuality: Whatever really. Life's too short to bother about it. Been with as many girls as guys.

About Me: Lived a sort of gypsy life for many years before settling down to start a family. I have a billion funny stories about life and the weirdness of the world, so sorry if I go on random tangents that start out with, "This one time..." or "So there we were." I might also offer unsolicited life advice.

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Rolling my eyes at people, getting insanely interested in a single subject to the exclusion of everything else, you know - normal things.

Strengths: Never knowing when to quit.

Weaknesses: Cake - no seriously. I'm allergic to wheat and lactose intolerant. I love cake, but it does not love me back.