Hey my friends! Not you! Who are you? What are you doing here? Get the hell out of here!
Go away! You're annoying!

Ok... Ok... You're cute you can stay... Do you wanna be my friend? I dont have a lot of friends. You want to know me?

Well i'm an egg and I created this account with my old (she's litteraly old) friend Conny (muehehe she dont like this name). She's really cool but very dramatic and karma is a ### with her.
She said we're so stupid that sometimes it can be scary. Have you ever seen coconut buttocks? My age is between 4 and 444 years old. Oh and i'm Frenchy(ahahah baguette). And please close your eyes when you're snezzing.

Fun fact: if you don't eat you'll die

Bon salut les français... Flemme de tout vous traduire Google trad est votre ami et de toute façon Wattpad refuse une bio plus grande.
Ps: l'alcool ne résout pas les problèmes mais l'eau et le lait non plus.
Mon compte/My account: PtiteMeduse

Hi! Hello? Hey? Like what the heck is going on here? Why am I here?
 Oh wait I know it's because of my bff the egg like she calls herself but I prefer Ursula(she will hate me for this😂)
Well anyway I'm Moana(or conny like Ursula just said) the bff of Ursula (weird I know right).
She says I'm old but I'm only like a year older than her.
And it is true karma is a real ### with me.
Karma hates me so much that people feel sorry for me and trust me that NEVER happens like NEVER.
I talked to her about the coconut buttocks but I truly wish I hadn't...
And if you wanna know what it looks like it's real simple take a coconut and shape it into a but.
I am in a summer school in Cambridge university and she is now hates me for it.
I'm also a Frenchy but I prefer to be said as British or Estonian(if you don't know where that is don't worry no one those).
Well this is getting long so bye👋 
Fun fact: water gets you wet and fire burns you 

Salut les gens! Oui on est française mais on a décidé de se présenter en anglais va savoir pourquoi bon ciao les bg et vaffanculo!