Let's start with the basics.

I'm a squid from the future. The future squids sent me to the past to warn the squids of the past to revolt when the humans come and take over the oceans, but the future squids fucked up and sent me too far back. Now I'm just passing the time here.

Food is amazing. Enough said. I'm currently jamming out while writing this and we're moving to music.

I'm a big fan of Queen and other older bands such as them, but NOT the Beatles. I HATE the Beatles.  I also like Get Scared.

Books are my life, but I can't write so that's disappointing. Well that's about it for me (hopefully you skip over the Christmas chapters *shudders*), and remember when you see a squid scream,  "Revolt against the humans!" They should get the message.